Originally by: Jade Constantine

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Edited by: Jade Constantine on 22/02/2009 04:52:20

Originally by: Fraud Crawler

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hey jade you should probably know that we aren't actually insects, nor do we roleplay as insects

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OOC

You are roleplaying insects. I've heard you refer to yourselves in many many promotional goonswarm videos as bees and I've seen an attractive youtube presentation with little fabric animated bees dancing round a stargate that was highly rated by your general membership. At fanfest I met several goons who were even roleplaying bees in real life - they had little plush bee children with them and one chap was dressed up in a giant bee costume waving a goonswarm flag (with a giant bee on it). Even while I served on the CSM I often heard your illustrious leader (DARIUS) conversing with his second in command in a buzzing dialect and making rapid little tapping noises in channel pretending his fingers were mandibles. (Darius also looks a little like a Bee).

Further to in-game ideology - you are part of a swarm. You all serve the brain-goons. You present yourselves on this (largely) in character forum as idiot-level intelligence creatures without the ability to speak, argue or debate coherently and I acknowledge that must take quite a lot of dedication to the roleplay ethos of your organization. Look at the pure number of goonswarm threads with absolutely zero content produced in the last 24 hours! It takes champion roleplayers to so perfectly embody the mindset of tiny hive creatures toiling without conscious thought in banal labour of submission to the swarm.

So I salute your characterisation as vile bugs and horrible swarm things! Many in Eve asked for alien subspecies and you have finally provided the dramatic background for this.

Anyway. Lets not further derail this IC thread. If you want to discuss your roleplay with me further I'd suggest the general forum or maybe SHC.

IC

Silence swarm creature!

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Originally by: Megan Maynard

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Originally by: Vinata

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Originally by: Megan Maynard

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And?

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As a victim of sexual molestation it honestly does trouble me that there is someone who embraces it, and treats it as if it were a good thing.

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Embrace no. Realize ****ty things happen to people yes. Realizing the idiot insect is trying to gain some kind of fake pity, yes. So Jade role plays a realistic situation that does occur in real life? K.

Go blow up a pos or something.

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Originally by: Megan Maynard

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Your sig implies rifters should shoot lasers. I protest.

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